September 2011
biggestthingyoucansayiselephant:
REICHENBACH BALLAD
from bbc sherlock.My mom’s sitting ten feet away. She doesn’t get it.
And I’m sitting here just listening to this.
I’m not crying it’s just raining on my face.
What is this water
I have no words to offer this post… I’m weeping because of a song.
No…Why don’t you just take my soul
Ugh
LEGIT TEARS

John walked in room and dropped all his boxes. There was Sherlock! Howw???
“Howw?” said John
“I am alive obviously” said Sherlock
“Howw?” said Jon
“When I realized that Moriarty was after me I decided to call my twin brother who is evil. He tried to seduce you! He has a mustache you know.”
“But howw?” repeated John
“Well I sent him to the waterfall so they fell and they both died. Then on my way down I hit my head and got amnesia. Then I was in Scotland for three years. But then one day… one day…”
“WHAT SHERLOCK WHAT” yelled John
“well I was at my work at the coffee shop as usual and then a man in army fatigues was there and I REMEMBERED YOU. I remembered it ALL. I love you”
“I love you more” said John
Sherlock pulled John into a passionate embrace and then kissed him on the mouth with tongues clashing like the waves of the sea.
“Sherlock one question” John was able to gasp out
“Yes John?”
“Why are you wearing an eye patch?”
